I was going to hold off on blogging about the election until after the hysteria, crying, and bitching from the liberal left died down. However, since they’re still going strong, I feel no need to hold off any longer, so fasten your seat-belts and tighten your sphincters, it’s going to be bumpy ride.
First, let me get this off my chest: to all of you liberal snowflakes who apparently spent your entire lives without ever, in the immortal words of Mick Jagger, learning that you can’t always get what you want:
Fuck every last one of you.
You don’t like the fact that Donald Trump won? This is what not getting what you want feels like. Adapt. You’re pissed off because Hillary lost? Maybe you shouldn’t have backed an insane, shrewish, wealth-obsessed, me-first, shrieking rhymes-with-witch who ran a clueless campaign, insulted anyone who didn’t support here, and had no message beyond “vote for me, I have a vagina and no one with a vagina has ever been President.” Adjust. Here’s a hint: next Presidential election, find a candidate who is fucking electable. Have a problem with that? What other word besides unelectable would you use to describe someone who loses to Donald Trump? Any, and I mean any, other democratic candidate would have won easily.
Pissed off because Hillary won the popular vote? Bitches, stop deluding yourselves. The popular vote was neck and neck. Hillary didn’t win a majority, she won a plurality, and Electoral College is key, not the popular vote. Think Hillary spent one minute of her campaign worrying about the popular vote? Take it from me, Hillary did not give a fuck about the popular vote. Both she and Trump knew the rules going in, it’s not like Hillary can say someone changed the rules on election night and didn’t tell her.
To all you colleges and universities who cancelled classes, rescheduled exams, or gave everyone an A because they were too upset after the election to, you know, actually apply themselves towards something they incurred some heavy student load dept for:
Fuck every last one of you.
Colleges and universities are not institutions of higher learning, they are places were liberal idiots can have their snowflakes personalities enabled, so that nothing will ever bruise them or hurt their precious feelings. Can you imagine truck drivers, farmers, businessmen, police officers, firefighters, soldiers, doctors, dentists, nurses, etc., all getting together after the election and saying they weren’t going to come to work because they were too upset by the results? I can’t either, because by and large, the hard-working people you will find in those professions understand that life isn’t fair and sometimes you have to keep forging ahead no matter what.
To all the liberal talking heads in mainstream media who so shocked and stunned by this stunning upset:
Assholes, get over yourselves.
This was only an stunning upset to those who actually thought you knew what you were talking about and reporting the news impartially, instead of being shills for the Clintons and the Democratic Party. Many people knew Hillary was going to lose, because she was so certain of victory she overlooked all the major issues with very sharp teeth that were getting ready to bite her flabby ass.
Finally, to all the Republican, conservative, working-class men and women of all races who have watched the Democratic Party marginalize and push us aside for years as the tyranny of the minority meant anyone who felt offended had to be pleased and coddled and given special priviliges:
This is what standing up for ourselves and reasserting our right to be heard feels like. Democratic Party, from this moment forward keep in mind that you ignore, marginalize, and try to push us aside at your own risk.
The View From The Trenches 